It’s only a little spelling mistake… Jesus H. Krist!

Oh, shut up

So, much sadness when your son who has joined up in the army gets killed in the line of fire. It’s a terrible thing, it may be a pointless war but, you know, don’t join the army if you don’t want to take the risk. So far, so so.

But when the Prime Minister of the whole entire country takes time out to write you a personal letter of condolence  – not just a ‘print me off one of those condolence thingies Miss Jones. Oh, and sign it for me would you?’ – but a real letter in his own handwriting, would you pick him up on spellings and general bad handwriting? We think not. Apart from anything, it’s rude! ‘Oi, this In Sympathy card you sent me – you’ve put ‘there’ when it should have been ‘their” Plain rude.

Then, after you’ve been got at by The Sun, that most patriotic of newspapers owned by an Australian who wants to overthrow the monarchy, you lie in wait for a phone call of apology from the Prime Minister, because your disgruntlement has become national news and you know he’s the sort of man who’ll follow up.

And when he does very kindly call to say sorry for the bad handwriting, you hit the record button on your no doubt Sun-provided tape recorder, argue with the man and take the recording to The Sun.

Nice people. We won’t be sending flowers, just in case they’re the wrong ones and we get them thrown back at us.

 

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14 comments to “It’s only a little spelling mistake… Jesus H. Krist!”

  1. ‘Xactly. Just because your son’s died in the army, doesn’t mean your immune from being a cunt.

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  2. That would be “you’re immune” Lulu dear lol

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  3. Stop pestering the Prime Minister and grieve with dignity, will you woman!

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  4. If I said that was an intentional mistake, Phil, as per the title of this story, would you believe me?
    What if I said you had a beautiful body – would you hold that against me? Literally?

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  5. I will believe you and seeing as you asked so nicely i will definately hold it against you

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  6. Now I say this with loves, but that would be ‘definitely’, Phil.
    A whole load of mwah,
    Lulu
    x
    ps. I’ve made a hole (in my diary) for you…

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  7. Lol cool. When is this hole?

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  8. If I were her, I’d be apologising for that face.

    Also, is it me or is that snapshot of her son in heaven? Did she get that from Rupert Murdoch?

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  9. At best (but not likely), this grieving woman is being emotionally manipulated by The Sun. This is certainly no way to honour your dead child, regardless. This whole thing stinks of anti-Labour propaganda …

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  10. This country is getting out of hand, can’t anyone just say thank you

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  11. This country is getting out of hand, can’t anyone just say thank you. Everyone seems to want to be a victim

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  12. That LOOK Died long before her son was born.

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  13. I wonder how much money she’s making out of the death of her son…I’m sure it’s easing her grief….

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  14. Also this toothless hag seems to be forgetting Gordon Brown has A GLASS EYE. Of course he’s got bad handwriting.

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