Now there’s a headline we never expected to read on the Beeb’s interweb


 


So while the rest of the world lives on Heinz Baked Beans and salad cream during the credit crunchie, 70% more ladies than last year are spending their hard earned crust (or occasionally our hard earned crust ont’ NHS) on having surgery on their downstairs mix-ups ’cause their lady-parts aren’t pleasing to the eye.
So a chip here and chop there and them thar beef curtains are drawn for the last time, leaving a neat porn star slit and little-to-no feeling in one’s flangelina. Nice. We’ve always preferred blinds anyway. Oh silly us, did we say blinds? We meant cocks.

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3 comments to “Now there’s a headline we never expected to read on the Beeb’s interweb”

  1. I laughed aloud. And book an appointment.

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  2. Well of course their lady parts are not pleasing to the eye.

    They’re lady parts. Duh.

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  3. I say you can’t exactly re-sew the hymen after the horse has bolted!

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