To lose your porn virginity once might be seen as a misfortune, to lose it twice looks like carelessness. To lose it eight times starts to look like you are a big old whore.
Welcome Carrie PreCum, ladies and gentlefolks, former Miss California, Christian, bigot and, so it turns out, star of no fewer than eight movies starring her giving her fanny a good old going over for the edification of an as yet unknown audience.
Yes, people, the woman who stalked off Larry King because his question was ‘inappropriate’, is a big old slag. And don’t you hate the way people use the word ‘inappropriate’, by the way? Especially as they always say it in that sniffy way like you have no manners or something.
Well, love, we think for a Bible-bashing old bitch like yourself, slipping out of your panties, moistening up your fingers and giving your lady-flange a bashing in front of a mirror while you film it might actually be deemed inappropriate. Hardly God’s way, is it now?