So, it’s official: they’ve already got rid of all the decent singers in X Factory. Apart from our Stace

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Some things you might want to consider when watching/listening to the new single from the X Factory finalists.

1. How come they all sound exactly alike? Is it a very thick filter – like lino or something – put over their voices?

2. How much do you want to slap that toothy gay that kicks the whole thing off? How embarrassing to be a gay in a show where there’s another gay who’s actually out?

3. How much do we miss Rachel, Miss Frank and Lucie?

4. How much would we NOT miss the Irish Potato Twins and the toothy gay?

5. Can no one think of a needier concern that the massively well oiled Great Ormond Street?

6. How much do we want Stacey to win?

7. How much would Micky J. Jackson enjoy that video?

Now see the video and think these thoughts for yourself…

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8 comments to “So, it’s official: they’ve already got rid of all the decent singers in X Factory. Apart from our Stace”

  1. Oh Jesus Christ, I fucking hate the toothy closet gay. Creeps me out no end.

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  2. Better a 17 year old closertcase than a 27 year-old needy “bisexual”.

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  3. closetcase

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  4. I hate all the gays in it this year. Including Louis Walsh.
    But LOVE all the mad Essex people in it.

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  5. He’s only 17! I don’t think I was out then … well, not to the whole country anyway. I’m weirdly obsessed with Danyl, literally baby steps away from covering myself in ashes and kneeling naked outside the xfactor house wailing his name. How do we vote Louis off? Remember when he was fired and Sharon got him back on the show? Ahhhh … another reason to hate Sharon Osborne. How can we get Dannii to be the next Queen of England? SO much better than Charles.

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  6. I HATE Stacey! I just want to slap her every time she opens her vile, over-excited mouth! They also seem to feel the need to style her exactly like Dull-Dull-Dull Leona … mmmm perhaps we should introduce her to Leona’s fan from the book signing.

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  7. I thought Louis was the only gay in the village.

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  8. I LOOOOVE Stace. She’s a true original the like of which we’ve not seen since the glory days of Su Pollard.

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