Some things you might want to consider when watching/listening to the new single from the X Factory finalists.
1. How come they all sound exactly alike? Is it a very thick filter – like lino or something – put over their voices?
2. How much do you want to slap that toothy gay that kicks the whole thing off? How embarrassing to be a gay in a show where there’s another gay who’s actually out?
3. How much do we miss Rachel, Miss Frank and Lucie?
4. How much would we NOT miss the Irish Potato Twins and the toothy gay?
5. Can no one think of a needier concern that the massively well oiled Great Ormond Street?
6. How much do we want Stacey to win?
7. How much would Micky J. Jackson enjoy that video?
Now see the video and think these thoughts for yourself…