Well bugger us sideways, aren’t we glad we watched Easty Beasty Benders last night? Sandwiched in betwixt Tony and his thyroid problem in just the one eye shoving Roy off-of bacon rolls in the canal and giving us a fanny tickle (both UK and American versions) in Coronation Street, was EastEnders’ resident ‘ro totty, Jack Branning (as opposed to ‘mo totty, which comes in the form of these two ‘Stenders, well, benders) walking around in his flat, in what can only be desribed as *asks workie* topless.
Isn’t it/wasn’t it/isn’t it exciting?
And if you’re in Her Maj’s United Kingdom of le Grande Bretagne, then you can go here and watch the scene of which we speak on a very magic, by the power of Grayskull interdolly thing. The money shot’s at around 8.53. If you don’t live here, you’re buggered.
Either/and/or, you can jump the jump – waving as you go – and see a whole load of grabs taken from said scene, as well as a couple of others for good measure.
And seeing as we were brought up well – having been born a poor black child in the Brewster Projects of Detroit, Michigan before our modelling career took off after being spotted by an Ebony Fashion Fair talent scout at the age of 15 – we give names to the people we objectify, sexually. This one’s called Scott Maslen.
Did we mention white wee already?