A little white wee with your morning coffee, sir?

Oh, hello.

Well bugger us sideways, aren’t we glad we watched Easty Beasty Benders last night? Sandwiched in betwixt Tony and his thyroid problem in just the one eye shoving Roy off-of bacon rolls in the canal and giving us a fanny tickle (both UK and American versions) in Coronation Street, was EastEnders’ resident ‘ro totty, Jack Branning (as opposed to ‘mo totty, which comes in the form of these two ‘Stenders, well, benders) walking around in his flat, in what can only be desribed as *asks workie* topless.

Isn’t it/wasn’t it/isn’t it exciting?

And if you’re in Her Maj’s United Kingdom of le Grande Bretagne, then you can go here and watch the scene of which we speak on a very magic, by the power of Grayskull interdolly thing. The money shot’s at around 8.53. If you don’t live here, you’re buggered.

Either/and/or, you can jump the jump – waving as you go – and see a whole load of grabs taken from said scene, as well as a couple of others for good measure.

And seeing as we were brought up well – having been born a poor black child in the Brewster Projects of Detroit, Michigan before our modelling career took off after being spotted by an Ebony Fashion Fair talent scout at the age of 15 – we give names to the people we objectify, sexually. This one’s called Scott Maslen.

Hellooooo, anybody there? Daddy? This is getting very porn... Frontal. Titty. Lily white towel. Not the best pants but, well, buggers can be choosers.

Did we mention white wee already?

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9 comments to “A little white wee with your morning coffee, sir?”

  1. Darling, you were born as a little black girl in those scuzzy Projects. There was never a mention of your families’ wealth, but we’re assuming, given the neighbourhood, that you were dirt poor. Those talent scouts did you a right favour, cos look at you now.

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  2. It was indeed my very favourite moment of all of last night’s tellyboxuals.

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  3. When I married Scott Maslen, I took on his surname for official purposes, but retained Palabundar as my stage name.

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  4. Well Pilar, just remember, every time you kiss your husband, Scott Maslen, you tastin’ my man pussy, bitch.

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  5. Oh Tequilla, if I have to share my man with some old tart, I’m glad it’s you.

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  6. (LAST PIC) HONEY…WHATS THIS? where did the peen go?

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  7. […] also come to our attention that Scott Maslen is a bit of a Monet (you know, nice from afar but up close a bit of a mess) but, as the proverb […]

  8. I THINK SCOTT MASLEN IS VERY HOT

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  9. hi scott are you married

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