A fat dog

Kerry Katona has been out of the spotlight for all of ten minutes and she’s already piled on those pounds that she laboriously slaved day and night to shift had sliced from her body earlier this year. *workie whispers in ear* Oh, this isn’t Kerry Katona. It is a dalmation dog that someone irresponsible has fed crisps and burgers until he got fat. He may or may not have been called Mark Croft.

Fear not readers and readettes, the RSPCA rescued the fatty and the owner has been banned from keeping animals for ten years. Now, can they start doing the same to feeder parents now please? Good.

Bysey byse *sticks kettle on and puts a biscuit on the side*. Yum.