Hand ball? Hand on ball? Balls? With hands on them?

Now where did we put those socks?So the whole of Ireland and any plastic paddy who likes ‘the black stuff’ and/or ‘the crack’ is frothing out of their own crack because Thierry Henry off-of Frenchie and hot Frenchie at that, touched a place he really oughtn’t to have. Meaning Ireland are out. Of something. If this was 150 years ago, we could’ve put ‘potatoes’.

We literally cannot begin to tell you the amount of punning lines we’ve come up with to go with this story. Thierry Henry, balls, hands, touching, Irish cracks… it’s enough to send us into a double entendre-induced tizz. Graham Norton could retire off this. We’re too busy touching Thierry Henry’s balls to give a flying banana. Talking of cock, isn’t it marvelous?

ps. Football? It’ll never catch on.

pps. Another picture of Thierry Henry in the nudes? That will…
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2 comments to “Hand ball? Hand on ball? Balls? With hands on them?”

  1. Is that a football in his pants or is he just happy to see us?

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  2. He’s just happy to have a football in his pants.

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