We literally cannot begin to tell you the amount of punning lines we’ve come up with to go with this story. Thierry Henry, balls, hands, touching, Irish cracks… it’s enough to send us into a double entendre-induced tizz. Graham Norton could retire off this. We’re too busy touching Thierry Henry’s balls to give a flying banana. Talking of cock, isn’t it marvelous?
ps. Football? It’ll never catch on.
pps. Another picture of Thierry Henry in the nudes? That will…
Hand ball? Hand on ball? Balls? With hands on them? ,