He started but couldn’t quite finish

Eww, wet patchNo, that’s not a reference to the curse of the soup on one’s penile function, it is reference to the fate of one particularly retarded contestant on Mastermind (the presenter of which has a well-known ‘I’ve started so I’ll finish’ phrase when beginning a question just before the ‘finish up now’ buzzer goes, for all our confuzzled friends in Americaland).

When Michael Burton from London’s not-so-glittering Peckham chose ‘Angels’ as his specialist subject, he went on to answer only two correctly – one of which may or may not have involved Robbie Williams or a creamy dessert ending in ‘Delight. Who knew that somebody choosing that as their specialist subject would be a silly sausage? At least he got more than Simon Curtis who in 2006 chose the similarly ridic subject of ‘The films of Jim Carrey’ and scored just one little point.

All of which leads us to the question, what would your specialist subjects be? Oh go on, re-affirm some good old-fashioned dirty gay stereotypes. Cats or bumming were the first things to pop into our head. Not at the same time though. No-one wants to see that sort of thing. Do tell us your thoughts…

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8 comments to “He started but couldn’t quite finish”

  1. My specialist subj would be Scott Maslen.

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  2. The complete works of Will & Grace and/or bumming.

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  3. Madonna dance routines from the 80s

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  4. The demands of Mariah Carey

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  5. The collected works of Jan Moir, 1986-87.

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  6. ES Magazine 2007-2009

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  7. The Collected Bitch Slaps of Dame Barbra Streisand

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  8. Cheese and/or crackers.

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