It’s the Men in the Alps Calendar, 2010! *faints; dreams about, you know, stuff*

Gives good obloeWe don’t know about you, but there’s something about rocky outcrops, colliding tectonic plates and high altitude that brings to mind trees. If trees is spelt ‘men’.

And wouldn’t you just know it, someone else on Santa’s green earth is completely and utterly hearing what we’re saying, girlfren. And not only that, has pulled his/her thumb out of his/her arse and sprayed it with Dettol Disinfectant Spray (kills 99.9% of all known germs. Shame he/she’s riddled with that pesky 0.1%) and decided to do something about it. If only everyone else was this resourceful, we’d have robots and nuclear fusion and the wheel by now.

And in the tradition we like to call ‘cutting out the ugly ones’, there now follows a selection from Men in the Alps Calendar, 2010, featuring the mens in not. Much. At. All.

ps. Lederhosen, glockenspiel, sauerkraut, Hitler ‘taches, bier, bratwurst, cuckoo clocks, Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music, Boris Becker in a broom cupboard, some pissed-up posh twat in Chamonix, bumming.

Remove the lily-whites at once Sex symbol... a-tee and/or a-hee *insert own 'hung like a...' joke*

http://www.men-in-the-alps.com/en/home.html

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  1. I’d be Heidi for that lot. Heidi the Sausage, that is.

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