The show obv, not the lady – and although we don’t think we’ve ever watched a single episode we feel grateful that she’s given us a two-year window to prepare ourselves for the programme’s passing and a healthy chance to find a replacement. Celebrities must be feeling the same. Come 2011 they’ll have to whore their tears and sofa-jumping antics on another show entirely… Although the natural choice would appear to be much-rumoured New Oprah Winfrey Show on her very own greedy channel OWN – which cleverly stands for the Oprah Winfrey Network. Hmmm… *scratches chin* Let us reminds ourselves why we dislike Tom Thumb Cruise so much. Please return to your matchbox.