The only thing missing from this ‘mo wet dream is bumming…

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Hello bum-chums and associates thereof.

‘Mo wet dream, Part I:

So, like, guess what.

*guesses; immediately tires of guessing*

Julie Andrews is returning to the West End stage! The glittering West End stage at that! Can you imagine? No really, can you? Imagine?

For what has surpassed is that Sir Dame Lord Julie off-of Andrews Sisters has decided that, after a well-received series of dates in the US and A, she’d better get her British heiney back to the land of her birth and do pretty much of the same muchness for us lot.

It was, as you may remember, a little touch ‘n’ go with Dame JA, what with her losing her voice a few years back, but it’s since returned to not quite its former glory but a glory all the same, so much so that a little show’s in order.

Just the one, mind. It will be called ‘An Evening With Julie Andrews’, it will take place on 8th May, it will be at the O2 (which is not London’s glittering West End, s’true, but we were on a jam rolly polly), it will be backed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Julie will perform a mixture of tunes from her career, she will read from her children’s book Simeon’s Gift (we’ll pop to the loo/for refreshments at that point, even though her voice is somewhat mellifluous), and it will be full of gays. And associates thereof.

The quote bit: ‘To perform once again in my homeland on the London stage will be a wonderful moment – it is where it all began for me.

‘I am so excited to be able to share a brand new work with audiences.’

‘Mo wet dream, Part Deux:

Sade’s releasing a new album.

‘Mo wet dream, Third Bit:

This…

Oh hello.
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4 comments to “The only thing missing from this ‘mo wet dream is bumming…”

  1. Well I’m all wet now.

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  2. Beyond excited by this. Beyond, I tell thee. BEYOND!!!!!!!!!

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  3. How about Julie Andrews singing Smooth Operator to the blue trunked hunk?

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  4. I’ll tell you what. Julie and Sadie can go off together and compare notes / talk about what it’s like to sing songs / whatever, and I’ll look after little boy blue. I’ll even yodel down to him if it would please Joolz…

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