Oh look, it’s gay sex in a computer game!

Take those virtual panties off at once!

If we were inclined to play a computer game – which, you know, we’re not. Because, well, we don’t need to justify ourselves to you – we would probably have a quick fondle of the joystick to Dragon Age: Origins, partly because there’s a cute little Spaniard elf involved but mainly because there’s some secret manlove that’s really quite sweet in a Brokeback kinda way.

As GayGamer.net (we know!) said, ‘This is more than just a mincing gay pirate or an evasive fade-to-black: there’s choreography, tenderness, humour and even an element of sexual politics’…

And more importantly it’s a tasty way to even out the thumb ache in your joystick hand – which reminds us of this. Yuck.

Watch the ‘sex scene’ over the jump and get yourself your very own CGI-induced fanny tingle. It’s very noughties, don’t you know.

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5 comments to “Oh look, it’s gay sex in a computer game!”

  1. I’d have the elf… he’s a minx

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  2. That’s the same music I put on when I have a man round

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  3. ooh, is that out on the Wii? I could get right into that, shaking my remote enthusiastically..

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  4. I am really going for that silvery elf myself… he’s so…cold.

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  5. gay lekker

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