So, seeing as there’s bugger all news today – apart from the Tiger ‘Man has affair shock’ Woods thing. And the Afghan exit plan. And Pakistan saying Bin Laden ain’t here. Oh yes he is. Oh no he isn’t (note festive panto reference). And well-wishers being told not to send food packages to the troops (they’re like baby jesuses!). And some bollocks to do with X Factory. And some crazy bollocks to do with Susan Boyle – let’s look at another naked rugby calendar.

Oh, and another letter of condolence-gate, courtesy of Gordon the gopher Brown. Two years late? Blame the Royal Mail. Or the gays.

Oh, and Meredith Baxter off-of Family Ties is a big ole lez. Family Ties was also dirty Ronald Reagan’s favourite soap. The retarded prick.

Oh, and the sale of extra strong beer has been banned in the UK. What e’er will the homelesses do now?

Oh, and the fact we’re far too depressed about comedy genius Maggie Jones kicking the bucket/Betty’s hot pot to actually breathe, let alone entertain.

And c) and d)

But as Winston Churchill said, ‘When you’re in hell, eat Haribo and keep on bumming’. So here are some naked mens plural…

ps. These pictures are taken from the 2010 calendar from the Greenwich University rugby team. Which you can buy here. They’ve even done a ‘family’ version. What’s the point of that?