Myleene: ‘I was called ugly, untalented, and unemployable…’ Yep, that would be us.

Oof

The charisma vaccuum that is Myleene (no) Klass has been talking about how everyone said she was over when she went into I’m A Celebrity… Over? We were still waiting for her to start.

‘Then I took a shower in a white bikini and my comedy career took off,’ she goes on (we paraphrase, of course). Well, that must make you feel real good about yourself. Your whole career is based on the shape of your nipples sticking through a cheap bikini. All those classical piano lessons were not in vain!

Oh, and take those ridiculous false teeth out.

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3 comments to “Myleene: ‘I was called ugly, untalented, and unemployable…’ Yep, that would be us.”

  1. Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, hilarious.

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  2. ‘Take those false teeth out’.
    Genius.

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  3. Who knew that a shower in a cheap bikini could launch a comedy career. Some how I don’t see that having the same effect for say… Chris Rock. Well since there is no more “Star Search” to get your start like Chris did perhaps the shower thing is the way to go. I found Alpha Bikini http://www.alphabikini.com for all the soon to be comedic stars. I just hope the ones with chests like Myleene take this approach and not the Chris Farley beer gut ones. Guess that would be funny too, but you can’t un-see some things.

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