The charisma vaccuum that is Myleene (no) Klass has been talking about how everyone said she was over when she went into I’m A Celebrity… Over? We were still waiting for her to start.
‘Then I took a shower in a white bikini and my comedy career took off,’ she goes on (we paraphrase, of course). Well, that must make you feel real good about yourself. Your whole career is based on the shape of your nipples sticking through a cheap bikini. All those classical piano lessons were not in vain!
Oh, and take those ridiculous false teeth out.