What the fuck is dirty Urethra Franklin wearing now?

Bah!

Now we’ve never had a whole lot of time for the big, fat, tired, lazy pig that is Aretha Franklin – never had much of a voice (unless you count shouting), not had any voice for quite some time – but when she peels herself away from her stories and her family size bag of Cheetos to put in a performance at the lighting of the Rockerfeller Center (spelt American and everything!) Christmas tree, well she better not be wearing this.

Except she is.

How many creatures had to die just to get round that big fat face of hers? It truly looks like she’s been trapped up a mammoth’s arsehole.

A disgrace. Send her down!

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5 comments to “What the fuck is dirty Urethra Franklin wearing now?”

  1. It looks like a giant furry foreskin!

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  2. a couple of good singles 40 years ago makes you Queen of Nothing in my opinion. i hope her arteries reject her.

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  3. I was eating a bean and quinoa salad whilst reading this. There is now bean and quinoa all over my desk top.
    Highlariously high, and that fat animal-wearing shitface needs to go disappear under a rock somewhere. Though it’s a helluva long way to Uluru – the only one that can sustain her.

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  4. Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

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  5. Now now boys, she had a wonderful voice some time ago, and her Inaugural Hat gives her total immunity from any fashion criticism. It were wunnerful.

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