Not dissimilar to the floral hanky with which we gently dabbed away the tears following the death of Corrie’s Blanche, this is the garb in which Rei Kawakubo off-of Comme des Garcons has dressed Barbie off-of slag. Though she has gone brunette for the affair, which means she’s a slag no mo’. Because gentlemen prefer blondes, but they marry brunettes. And shag men on the side. Not all of them, just the ones we like.
Sidebar: There’s a song currently playing on Her Maj’s Radio the Second called, ‘Christmas Is Just Around The Corner’. And you can’t say fairer than that.
Speaking of which, you can buy Barbie in her Comme clobber with real life currency, by going to Dover Street Market in London’s glittering Mayfair and buying it, with real life currency. Just in time for Christmas. It’s part of the Comme des Garcons limited edish ‘Jingle Flowers’ range, which also features wallets, perfume, Artek chairs, t-shirts, and snowballs. Love a snowball…
She/it costs £225. And looks great on top of a Christmas tree with a branch stuck up her arse.
*makes a note of that*
If anyone gets me this, I’ll slap ‘em. Then return it to the shop and spend the £225 on something altogether nicer. Like booze.
That song of which you speak, MeMeMe, is by Barry Manilow. I was listening to Radio 2 too…. ooh, 2 too!!
I prefer the Louboutin-designed cat burglar version. She is wearing my catsuit.
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