Guess the VPL! Clue: ‘Why aye man’. No, not Cheryl Cole.

Who could it be? Who? Who? Who could it be?

You know these people who feel an urge to do things that are really not necessary? Like swimming in freezing seas, playing golf, and sobriety? Robson Green off-of Jerome off-of chin is just such a people.

Oh. Bollocks. we’ve given it away. Who knew that would happen? The baby Jesus, that’s who. He knows everything, and surprisingly nothing at all.

And after the break you’ll find a series of pictures we’re calling ‘Stills of Robson Green either in Speedos or similar in which one can see his Visible Penis Line or similar, taken from Robson Green’s show, e-snappily and eponymously entitled ‘Robson Green’s Wild Swimming Adventure’, as seen on last night’s tellymebox’. In which Robson Green swims in very cold water. Whatever for?

And if our American bum-chums have absolutely no freakin’ idea who Robson Green is, sit down and we’ll tell you a story.

Once upon a time, Simon Cowell only churned out absolute shit *writes down ‘some things never change’ on pad* He gave the UK of England, Scotland, Wales, a bit of Ireland and too many other little bits ‘n’ pieces to go into here, the likes of Zig and Zag (they’re puppets. ‘Xactly), and Robson and Jerome – two ‘stars’ of television united in their mediocrity, who Simon Cowell made sing cover versions. Robson Green was the ‘Robson’ bit of Robson and Jerome. One of Robson and Jerome’s cover versions was ‘Unchained Melody’, the other we forget. Robson and Jerome’s ‘Unchained Melody’ became one of the biggest selling singles of the ’90s. 1990’s, not 1890’s. Simon Cowell’s vagina hair isn’t quite that old. Which, in conclusion, means Simon Cowell is a master of making idiots buy shit, and nothing more. For which we salute him, but nothing more.

Now, that cock we promised…

Hello, er, sailor! A little nippy. Speedos. Ta-daaaa! And another ta-daaaa for good measure! From behind. Sometimes it's the only way we can manage.

Wasn’t that fun?

And piff-paff-poof, you can even watch it here!

 

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7 comments to “Guess the VPL! Clue: ‘Why aye man’. No, not Cheryl Cole.”

  1. Could be sexy. Maybe should be sexy. But definitely isn’t sexy. It’s like seeing your dad sexy-style.

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  2. He’s hefty where it matters, though, right?

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  3. Plays White Cliffs of Dover by Robson and Jerome and we make love on the shore as the white foam rolls on in – ebb tide white wees all around.

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  4. Does it for me! Pumpin’ & sweatin’, please …

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  5. nice bit of old. :)

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  6. Is that Jerome’s chin poking out of there?

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  7. […] he wants Jesus for a sunbeam while investigating curious wrongdoings alongside Robson Green and his VPL in a Cambridgeshire village, did a film a couple of years back called Bonobo in which he dropped […]

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