You know these people who feel an urge to do things that are really not necessary? Like swimming in freezing seas, playing golf, and sobriety? Robson Green off-of Jerome off-of chin is just such a people.
Oh. Bollocks. we’ve given it away. Who knew that would happen? The baby Jesus, that’s who. He knows everything, and surprisingly nothing at all.
And after the break you’ll find a series of pictures we’re calling ‘Stills of Robson Green either in Speedos or similar in which one can see his Visible Penis Line or similar, taken from Robson Green’s show, e-snappily and eponymously entitled ‘Robson Green’s Wild Swimming Adventure’, as seen on last night’s tellymebox’. In which Robson Green swims in very cold water. Whatever for?
And if our American bum-chums have absolutely no freakin’ idea who Robson Green is, sit down and we’ll tell you a story.
Once upon a time, Simon Cowell only churned out absolute shit *writes down ‘some things never change’ on pad* He gave the UK of England, Scotland, Wales, a bit of Ireland and too many other little bits ‘n’ pieces to go into here, the likes of Zig and Zag (they’re puppets. ‘Xactly), and Robson and Jerome – two ‘stars’ of television united in their mediocrity, who Simon Cowell made sing cover versions. Robson Green was the ‘Robson’ bit of Robson and Jerome. One of Robson and Jerome’s cover versions was ‘Unchained Melody’, the other we forget. Robson and Jerome’s ‘Unchained Melody’ became one of the biggest selling singles of the ’90s. 1990’s, not 1890’s. Simon Cowell’s vagina hair isn’t quite that old. Which, in conclusion, means Simon Cowell is a master of making idiots buy shit, and nothing more. For which we salute him, but nothing more.
Now, that cock we promised…
Wasn’t that fun?
And piff-paff-poof, you can even watch it here!
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