One of those Before/After things, in the style of one of those Before/After things.

Alf.

This is the section we like to call, ‘One of those Before/After things’. They are not only all the rage, but rage-ful.

And today’s lucky guest is Alison Moyet off-of yo-yo dietin’ and singin’ like Tony Hadley off-of Spandau Ballet.

She used to be fat, now she’s thin.

*falls off chair*

She’s also on tour, riiiiight? Her, ’25 Years Revisited’ tour, which ‘kicked off’ last night at London’s glittering Royal Festival Hall. Which is one of our favourite Royal Festival Halls. It’s a Modernist masterpiece, we really really like Skylon (nice soup), and someone who knows about these things tells us the toily pre-refurb was frequented by gennelmen of a bumming pursuasion looking for a good time. He calls this a ‘cottage’.

*falls off chair, having just got back on*

All Cried Out, anyone? Anyone?

 

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6 comments to “One of those Before/After things, in the style of one of those Before/After things.”

  1. I. Love. That song.

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  2. SKYLON…. offically crap. it’s offical. the worst service in any restaurant anywhere. ever.

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  3. Elsie Tanner may disagree but I think she now sounds even more like a docker with a sixty-Woodbine-a-day habit. She sure ain’t no Julie London!

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  4. Wilma love, yet again, you’re just wrong, wrong, wrong. How’s your Des’ree CD?

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  5. Fuck Me! All farted Out by the looks of it!

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  6. She looks great! Down to a healthy 12/14. You go, girl … but not to Gregg’s!

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