It’s not enough that Michelle Connor off-of Hear’Say and Irish is opening up her door to builders in just a towel – that old chestnut! – she’s now getting some deep tongueing from her son’s 17-year-old mate. And he’s a god botherer!
‘When I heard about it, I thought, Oh no!’ said Kym Marsh, the artiste formerly known as Kym from Wigan. ‘They’re not turning me into a paedophile, please!’
Well, technically Kimberley, he’d have to be younger than 17 for it to count as paedophilia. At 17 it’s R-O-N-G, wrong but not paedophilia.