Dear Madonna, Lourdes and Cheeks… nice Tits.

Like mother, like plastic surgeon...

Did you enjoy the capitalisation there? We certainly did. That’s because they’re all proper nouns. We thought we’d better explain, even though it was completely unnecessary.

This is Madonna off-of it’s beginning to show *open brackets* actually, it started to show a wee while back *close brackets* at the New York premiere of Nine. We swish-swish-swished (it was snowing. We swish when it snows) past a billboard for Nine only moments ago, which had one of those pithy review lines from the work experience at Bliss magazine that wittily read, ‘Nine? We give it ten!’. Or similar. And they say journalism’s a dying art. We beg to differ.

It’s snowing like a bugger here. We may have to cancel all appointments. Apart from that one.

ps. Anyone heard that Take That song-ette, ‘Hold Up A Light’, they keep playing on Her Majesty’s Second Wireless? The one sung by Mark Owen? The one where Mark Owen sounds like he’s singing with an entire bag of boiled sweets in his mouth? Whatever for?

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4 comments to “Dear Madonna, Lourdes and Cheeks… nice Tits.”

  1. Those cheeks are about to walk off and have a premiere of their own.

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  2. But ain’t Lululourdes pretty?
    Got the best of both mum and dad, luckily.

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  3. Oh yes Ange, definitely. They both look a picture, in fact…

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  4. Lets be honest here, Madonna is starting to look not unlike Margi Clarke in Blond Fist. Am I right?

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