Look at top model Twiggy in her Oil of Olay/Ulay/Olaz ad (where does this fricking oil come from? Olay? Ulay? Or should we be asking how many innocent Olazes were culled to make just one small bottle?)
Apparently, Twiggy doesn’t look like this. Not at the age of 60! Why should she? She in fact looks a bit like this only much crinklier about the eye area. And that’s why the advertising standards people are giving Olay a sharp kick up the cunt for pulling the wool over their customers’ crinkly eyes.
Twiggy and her baggy eyes, meanwhile, get to keep the cash. To spend on eye surgery.