Yes, Jesus types, the shroud believed to be that of which whichness Jesu himself were wrappethed after death has been found to be a bunch of bollocks. Yes! Really! Who knew?
While the men in glittering dresses – also known as The Church, capital ‘T’, capital ‘C’ – would have those numpties among us believe that the Turin Shroud showed the image of Jesus’s make-up rubbed off on the cloth his body was wrapped in, some much cleverer people – the scientists, lower case ‘t’, lower case ‘s’ – have found this in fact not to be the case.
And not only because it’s borderline retarded to think it is. But because they have some evidence – learn that word, religious folks, it may come in handy – to prove it.
The evidence they have found is a shroud from the same period and same location. And it’s a different ball game altogether. Made out of something different, different style, tight up here, kicky down there, patch pockets, nothing like it.
So, to the religious who found the words ‘Jesus Nazarene’ written on the Turin Shroud recently (funny they didn’t notice that before!), we say… nice try love. Oh, and they didn’t have Sharpie pens in them days. Just Berol.