Peaches Geldof almost killed in car crash. We don’t have to say it, because we’re all thinking it.

She's a survivor. Never mind.

Peaches ‘Partying Potato (TM)’ Geldof was almost killed in a car crash whilst on her way to Disneyland.

Disneyland? How old are you?

Turns out, she didn’t die.

Disneyland?

She did, however, manage to carry on looking like a cunt.

Disneyland?

 

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6 comments to “Peaches Geldof almost killed in car crash. We don’t have to say it, because we’re all thinking it.”

  1. So close. Damn.

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  2. Those six people in that picture are the poster children for cuntiness.

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  3. If she’s trying to get sympathy out of this story, it’s backfired.
    We need a new word for cunt. Cunt is far too nice a word for this dick.

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  4. Is this her new band Cunty goes To Hollywood? The clothes are so eighties peaches and co are wearing. Wow, this Scientology must be a real religion because their outerspace ruler must have saved her from the car crash so he can ship her back to their home planet. I bet she went on it’s a small cunty world several times.

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  5. Q. Which car crash looks the worst?
    A. The second one

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  6. There really is no Santa is there? All that letter writing for NOTHING.

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