Anyone fancy big gay actor Jeremy Sheffield? Anyone fancy big gay actor Jeremy Sheffield in form-hugging Lycra?

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Indeed!

You might know and love him from those funny old England/France car adverts or even from Natalie ‘this is the only hit I’ve ever had but I’m still a big star’ Imbruglia’s ‘Torn’ video, but what’s the betting you’re going to know and love him even more comprehensively when he takes to the ice against the likes of Heather Mills (see, no ‘one leg’ jokes, so it can be done) and someone off-of Hollyoaks on Skates on Ice. Or Dancing on Ice. Or Stars on Ice. Or Strictly Come Dancing on Ice. Or Vodka and Soda and Plenty of Ice.

Yes, lads and gennelmen, Jeremy Sheffield, off-of hot will be in Lycra. Maybe with sequins on. And matching booties. 

Also starring are Daniella Westbrook off-of cocaine, Gary Lucie off-of shagging birds, Sharon Davis off-of swimming and that daft doctor they have on GMTV.

Starts Jan.

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6 comments to “Anyone fancy big gay actor Jeremy Sheffield? Anyone fancy big gay actor Jeremy Sheffield in form-hugging Lycra?”

  1. And, just like that, I’m interested.

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  2. I used to j’adore him until I stalked him along Beak Street once and saw that he was wearing a Biggles jacket and jeans that were not long enough. And I really can’t go for that.

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  3. He likes ’em dark, if you catch my ebony drift…

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  4. Don’t see the attraction, always reminded me of seller of el big issue.

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  5. Hopefully Heather Mills will cut off her other leg during the show. God I wish a landmine had gotten her.

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  6. I’d have Jeremy in any shape or form. I’ve always thought him gorgeous and sexy.

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