You might know and love him from those funny old England/France car adverts or even from Natalie ‘this is the only hit I’ve ever had but I’m still a big star’ Imbruglia’s ‘Torn’ video, but what’s the betting you’re going to know and love him even more comprehensively when he takes to the ice against the likes of Heather Mills (see, no ‘one leg’ jokes, so it can be done) and someone off-of Hollyoaks on Skates on Ice. Or Dancing on Ice. Or Stars on Ice. Or Strictly Come Dancing on Ice. Or Vodka and Soda and Plenty of Ice.
Yes, lads and gennelmen, Jeremy Sheffield, off-of hot will be in Lycra. Maybe with sequins on. And matching booties.
Also starring are Daniella Westbrook off-of cocaine, Gary Lucie off-of shagging birds, Sharon Davis off-of swimming and that daft doctor they have on GMTV.
Anyone fancy big gay actor Jeremy Sheffield? Anyone fancy big gay actor Jeremy Sheffield in form-hugging Lycra?,