Oh dear.

Oof.

Police – that’s THE Police to you – have released this picture of a man they want to question over accusations of sexual assault. By way of sniffing blokes’ bottoms in a supermarket in Plymouth, the U of K of Her Maj’s GB.

Question:

Is sniffing someone’s arse a crime?

Question 2:

Is the man accused of said olfactory crime a bow-legged primordial dwarf with a normal sized left arm?

Question 3:

This actually isn’t a question. It’s a statement. The statement is this: The bloke on our left/sex-pest’s right – also known in some circles as ‘victim’ – said, ‘I had no idea what was going on. I thought it was all a bit strange.’

You should try Tesco’s down by Liverpool Street Station. Besmirched is just the start.

Besides, it’s Christmarse. What’s a little light sniffing between strangers, hmmmn?

ps. Imagine breaking that corker to your mother!

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3 comments to “Oh dear.”

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    HA.

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  2. If it’s funny, is it a crime?

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  3. Eek! I’ve been busted.

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