Police – that’s THE Police to you – have released this picture of a man they want to question over accusations of sexual assault. By way of sniffing blokes’ bottoms in a supermarket in Plymouth, the U of K of Her Maj’s GB.
Is sniffing someone’s arse a crime?
Is the man accused of said olfactory crime a bow-legged primordial dwarf with a normal sized left arm?
This actually isn’t a question. It’s a statement. The statement is this: The bloke on our left/sex-pest’s right – also known in some circles as ‘victim’ – said, ‘I had no idea what was going on. I thought it was all a bit strange.’
You should try Tesco’s down by Liverpool Street Station. Besmirched is just the start.
Besides, it’s Christmarse. What’s a little light sniffing between strangers, hmmmn?
ps. Imagine breaking that corker to your mother!