So, it’s here, the actual real-life trailer to Sex and the City 2 in which the word ‘year’ is quite heavily over-used. The film, by the way, comes out next ‘YEAR’, around May-ish. And can we say we’re concerned? Actually quite concerned, with real concerns and everything. If our brains could still send signals to our foreheads, there might even be wrinkles.
First up, the new film contains one vile dirty Christian sex pig in the shape and format of one Miley Cyrus. For why? Oh, to get younger girls to come and see a film about sucking men’s balls.
Second up, it seems they have made the classic mistake they make when they make TV into movies and that’s send the characters somewhere else (Exhibit A: The Are You Being Served movie, milord/lady). Yes, they went to Me-hi-co in the first one, but this one includes them walking across a desert. In these shoes? We don’t think so.
Anyways, reservations aired (do you think that’s what Native Americans do when it gets a little stuffy? Air their reservations?), here’s the trailer! Whoop, holler, etc…