Stephen Green, leader of the organisation – *giggles* ‘organ’ – Christian Voice is obviously following in the very footsteps of the Baby Jesus Christ (Our Lord), who was very big – oh, very much so – on the execution of minorities by coming out in favour of the dirty Ugandans, who are considering putting in place legal measures where gays can be locked up for life or even killed for their gayness. Gosh.
‘The Bible calls for the ultimate penalty for sodomy,’ he shouts (these people only ever shout, never mind that the meek shall inherit the earth), quoting Leviticus, that highly sensible and scientific bit of the Bible that also calls for women who turn up for their weddings without an intact minge area to be stoned (and not in a good way). But what about gays who don’t do it up the bum, but just indulge in lashings of delicious oral? Hmmm? Do they get away with it? Isn’t there a bit in Leviticus to say that deep-throaters must pay with their lives?
‘The contrast between our politicians and those of Uganda could not be more stark,’ he rambled on, drool spooling from his mouth while he scratched distractedly at his crotch. ‘A Parliamentarian in Uganda is trying to protect his nation’s children. The House of Commons of the United Kingdom is trying to corrupt ours. Which country is the more civilised, I wonder, in the eyes of Almighty God?’
Well, who can say seeing as God has shown Herself to be an absolute retard. But in the interests of democracy – something Uganda, Stephen Green and probably God don’t seem to have much time for – answers on a Hollie Hobby notelet.