Really? How kind!
What it is is… Outrage, those gay activists who are not afraid of a good-old fashioned placard, had announced that they would be protesting outside of Eminem’s UK concert at the Wireless festival summer next year. And Outrage are also rather good, it should be noted, at getting artists (we use the term lightly in this case) banned for their incitement to violence against the gays, so you can see why M of the M might be concerned.
So his lawyers sat down with the denim-clad Outragers, banged out an agreement and have signed – no doubt with quills – a document by which the M&M will not incite his fans to violence against gay men. Such a nice person!
He has not agreed, however, to desist from speaking his mind on the subject of gay men, just no incitement business.
We also have not agreed to desist from speaking our minds on the subject of Eminem. He is a useless has-been cunt.
*inclines head appealingly while dropping curtsey*