*sings* ‘Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen… Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of men… bumming.’

First of all: Careful love, you’ll have someone’s eye out.

Second of all: This is the poster for the new Robin Hood moving picture, hitting the pictures of Grand Britain on 14th May, 2010. A year which already has a ring to it so there’s bound to be bumming.

Trois: Ridley Scott’s directed, so expect lots and lots and lots of lots.

4) Russell Crowe off-of mood swings is Robin, Cate Blanchett off-of cheek bones is Maid Marion.

Radical idea: British actors.

In conclusion, it looks kinda fun and we thank the Baby G for small mercies most notably it isn’t Kevin ‘personality bypass’ Costner. Oh, and there’s a line in the film – and trailer, over The Jump (TM) - that goes thusly: ‘Cometh the hour, cometh the man.’

*looks at crotch*

Off you trot…