If dralon sofas, ‘antiqued’ coffee tables and no doubt the smell of cooked cabbage are your idea of high style a). get off of this website. Go on! Shoo! and b). you’re going to love the new Big Brother house, seemingly styled on Laura Ashley’s Broadmoor Collection as showcased in Manchester’s premier shithole hotel, The Britannia.
Gone is the IKEA modernism – all MDMA and Arne Jacobsen knock-off chairs – in its place regional prozzie-hotel chic. We’re sure the ‘celebs’ (yet to be announced) will feel right at home in what looks like someone’s idea of a Mahiki-style club.
Good luck to you all.