You get where it comes from. Dave on the production desk over at the Daily Cunt sends in an idea to conference (conference is the meeting they have at the beginning of the day at newspapers to decide what’s going in the paper: the sports desk reads out a list of fixtures while the news desk tries to pass the lamest of stories past the editor by going ‘And here’s a bit of fun…’ And, thanks to Dave, here’s today’s ‘bit of fun’)
But what Dave and The Cunt in general don’t get when they run these features about ‘How will Madonna look at the end of the decade?’ (because this is the beginning of a new decade so it all seems nice and topical) is that Madonna will look exactly how she wants to look. As we have already seen, with the help of cosmetic sculptors and the very latest advances in botulism, Madonna will never have a wrinkle she doesn’t want.
On a related note (related to the feature in question that is), Posh will never be pale, Angelina will never be puffy and Britney will never be of any interest to anyone at all, no matter what she does.
But thanks anyway, Dave.