So, what do you do if you’re in the middle of a top league football match and you need to go sissy?

Dirty boy

Such was the dilemma faced by Aukland goalkeeper (that’s the man who keeps the ball out of the net) Paul Gothard. There he was, tending goal like a good’un, and realising that he hadn’t done what his mamma probably told him he should always do before he left the house, namely had a wet wee. Not a white one. A wet one (though we wouldn’t mind seeing him have a white one).

What he does in that situation is… he gets down on his knees (liking it already, aren’t you?) and, well, wet wees. Through his shorts. There must be a specialist website for this sort of thing. Not to mention a clubnight.

Anyways, should you get it into your sick, depraved but not entirely un-pretty head that you would enjoy the spectacle of an embarrassed athlete forced to wet wee himself in his shorts, you have but to jump the jump and watch it all in living colour. Mainly yellow…

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