As mentioned afore this very moment now, we’re already suffering Big Brother With The Famouses fatigue because because because because because of the wonderful things he does. N’t.
But a glimmer of hope surfaced when Davina McCall off-of we’d do your husband, starting chewing the rag in her knee-length boots about Basshunter and his ‘Swedish maker of shit music in sex tape shock’ shock. Shocking!
Now, sex tapes. Seen ’em all, appeared in quite a few (we’re saving them for when we’re not getting enough attention), but as the Baby Jesus always said, you can never have enough cock. So in the interests of interesting things, we took it upon ourselves in only the most altruistic manner, to find said pictures/cock. Pictures of cock. And here they are.
We might even say, ‘et voila!’ at this point, but probably won’t.
*pops on monocle; makes appreciative gestures*
Oh, NSF the sort of W that doesn’t like you looking at erect penises. Jeeze Louise, it’s only a bit of genitalia…!
Oh, and Kitty was used for the SFW pic up there because we thought his face sort of matched Basshunter’s (apparently he has a real name) nipple/belly button ratio.
And all of a sudden our interest is piqued...,