Couldn’t they have made it bigger?
A little story: When someone who shall remain anonymous and also unnamed and also John offered us a job in Dubai, we had one word for them: Not on your fucking nelly.
And for those who like a bit of a back story with their, erm, stories, this is the Burj Khalifi – formerly known as Burj Dubai. Formerly known as My Skyscraper’s Bigger Than Yours, Na-Na-Na-Na-Naaa – which offish opened today in Dubai. It’s the world’s tallest building. So there.
There’s a firework display to celebrate over The Jump (TM). Just a little one, mind. And a finger buffet with mini-Yorkshire puds and some silly string.