Iris Robinson, wife of Northern Ireland’s first minister, bona fide homophobic twat and fully paid-up retard, has admitted having an affair.
Iris Robinson, an afront to all that is rational, sane and really rather nice in this world, said she tried committing suicide after admitting the affair to her husband.
Iris Robinson, who not only compared homosexuality to child abuse but in fact said it was worse than child abuse, hand picks her morals from the bible. And like most of the special needs who practice such a modern approach to life, she just chooses the ones that support her cunty hatred. Then twists them a little bit more, so that the only thing they resemble is made-up bollocks. Which brings us right back to the bible.
Iris Robinson, the Lord’s Cunt on Earth, is what is known in the business as a hypocritical cunt.
Iris Robinson, who described homosexuality as ‘disgusting, nauseating, wicked and vile’, says she believes God has forgiven her for her trespasses.
*stylus falls off 12″ version of Gary Byrd and the G.B Experience’s ‘The Crown’*
This is the woman – sorry, Cunt – who said her repulsion for the gays was based upon God’s word. ‘What I say I base on biblical pronouncements,’ said she, as rescue workers tried to detach her tongue from the school bus window after the two froze together during this rather chilly spell we’re having.
We hate to break it to you, Iris ‘Cunt’ Robinson, but God just sent a memo saying No, in fact, He’s (note capital H!) all out of forgiveness right now and if that offer of suicide still stands, go right ahead. But close the door behind you, as He’s (note the capital H!) got a game of Scrabble on the go with His (note capital H!) bum-chums and the draft really is a bugger, what with His (note capital H!) arthritis and that flibbertigibbet Mary Magdalene and her triple word scores…