Iris Robinson: hypocritical, dirty, rancid old cunt. We’d really go to town but this is a family show.

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Iris Robinson, wife of Northern Ireland’s first minister, bona fide homophobic twat and fully paid-up retard, has admitted having an affair.

Iris Robinson, an afront to all that is rational, sane and really rather nice in this world, said she tried committing suicide after admitting the affair to her husband.

Prove it.

Iris Robinson, who not only compared homosexuality to child abuse but in fact said it was worse than child abuse, hand picks her morals from the bible. And like most of the special needs who practice such a modern approach to life, she just chooses the ones that support her cunty hatred. Then twists them a little bit more, so that the only thing they resemble is made-up bollocks. Which brings us right back to the bible.

Iris Robinson, the Lord’s Cunt on Earth, is what is known in the business as a hypocritical cunt.

Iris Robinson, who described homosexuality as ‘disgusting, nauseating, wicked and vile’, says she believes God has forgiven her for her trespasses.

*stylus falls off 12″ version of Gary Byrd and the G.B Experience’s ‘The Crown’* 

This is the woman – sorry, Cunt – who said her repulsion for the gays was based upon God’s word. ‘What I say I base on biblical pronouncements,’ said she, as rescue workers tried to detach her tongue from the school bus window after the two froze together during this rather chilly spell we’re having.  

We hate to break it to you, Iris ‘Cunt’ Robinson, but God just sent a memo saying No, in fact, He’s (note capital H!) all out of forgiveness right now and if that offer of suicide still stands, go right ahead. But close the door behind you, as He’s (note the capital H!) got a game of Scrabble on the go with His (note capital H!) bum-chums and the draft really is a bugger, what with His (note capital H!) arthritis and that flibbertigibbet Mary Magdalene and her triple word scores…

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10 comments to “Iris Robinson: hypocritical, dirty, rancid old cunt. We’d really go to town but this is a family show.”

  1. This woman is disgusting. I note how the BBC is reporting this, yet no mention of her repellent homophobia. Yet again, the BBC finds it very easy to overlook this particular brand of hatred.

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  2. God called and said Iris Robinson’s a cunt….

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  3. For the first time in my 45 years I’m ashamed of being a paddy. We have this cunt and we have the ‘blasphemy’ laws. Ireland is now worse than it was when it’s greatest citizen (Joyce) thought ‘fuck this toilet of a country, I’m gonna try my luck in Italy and Switzerland…’

    Ireland: you are doomed. Thank Satan I have a British passport….

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  4. Vile, vile, vile.

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  5. Survived a suicide attempt and some people still believe in a god?

    Anyway, serious stuff. Name and shame. Who was desperate enough to stick his gentleman’s excuse me into her chasm of self loathing?

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  6. Stone the bitch !! Thats what her book of fairy tales says should be done to adulteress bitches like she is.

    What a vile ugly pathetic twisted bigot excuse for a human being she is

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  7. Is she not the same villain who was paid £570,000+ between her and her husband and a further £150,000 for other family members who was investigated during the expenses scandal? Maybe God turns a blind eye to theft as well as adultery. May she burn in Hell. If only for the lipstick.

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  8. This made my night when I saw this on the news yesterday. Hypocritical troll of a woman.

    Smalls: The BBC did directly reference her homophobia last night when reporting this. I was watching the BBC News channell, where they said she had made the ‘controversial’ statements about homosexuality and then at the time when she was having her affair, defended them when asked. They played a clip of doing just that, replying to a reporter who asked if she stood by her comments by stating that homosexuals could be forgiven by the blood of our Lord or some such babbling garbage. It seemed pretty clear the inference they were inviting the viewer to draw, and it wasn’t that she was a classy bird…

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  9. Thanks for pointing that out, Sis. I didn’t watch the moving picture news, just the interwebs version. I guess I just expect the Beeb to overlook the gay thing, as they have a history of watering down that sorta thing.
    But I stand corrected, and feel much better for it.

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  10. I LOVE Gary Byrd and the G.B Experience’s ‘The Crown’….!!!

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