On the occasion of the wedding of Mr. Marc Jacobs and his lady love, who do we think is top and who do we think is bottom?

Aw!

Yes, we know it’s an outdated idea now that we’re all modern and versatile, but who do you think is top?

And we know it’s insulting and ignores our all-roundedness as 21st century bumboys, but who do you think is bottom?

Tis Marc ‘bottom’ Jacobs – on the right in black panties – and his new husbear, some top daddy Brazilian whose name is… no, it’s gone. They are walking on the beach in gay swimwear designed mainly to show that husbear has got an OK-looking bulge down his front.

Lovely. But who do we think is top and who do we think is bottom?

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6 comments to “On the occasion of the wedding of Mr. Marc Jacobs and his lady love, who do we think is top and who do we think is bottom?”

  1. Jacobs has really taken his body to the next level. 2010-spiration!

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  2. Despite being a paid-up, back-bumming, boner fide, boning homo, I find this rag-trade gent and his rent-a-Brazalian rather unsavoury.

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  3. I read the got married in St Barts. Were Gwen and Gavin and Jason there? Jason, YUM. I am thinking lots of soap is needed for this Marc Jacobs. Dirty and trashy looking, and I love me some dirty and trashy. He has scary bad tattoos and looks like he married Carlos from Desperate Housewives.

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  4. Why is a rough-looking midget with a startled Carol Vorderman tattooed on his arm holding hands with David Gest? (Sorry, couldn’t be arsed reading the story)

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  5. I like Alan.

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  6. I like you too. I’m not easy or anything but I will suck you off for a Twix.

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