Yes, we know it’s an outdated idea now that we’re all modern and versatile, but who do you think is top?
And we know it’s insulting and ignores our all-roundedness as 21st century bumboys, but who do you think is bottom?
Tis Marc ‘bottom’ Jacobs – on the right in black panties – and his new husbear, some top daddy Brazilian whose name is… no, it’s gone. They are walking on the beach in gay swimwear designed mainly to show that husbear has got an OK-looking bulge down his front.
Lovely. But who do we think is top and who do we think is bottom?