And on tonight’s Celebrity Mastermind, Mark Foster will be answering questions on…. Bumming.

Who's a (slightly) clever boy, then!

Oh, no, sorry… ‘a period of British musical flamboyance’.

Same thing.

*carries on listening. What? It’s fucking minus 10 degrees off-of C outside!; gets hopes up*

The New Romantics.

*hopes dashed. (Not really, but for the purposes of narrative flow, let’s say they were.)*

Well, he’ll always be a our future ex-husband/tall/greying in a particularly sexy manner/good at swimming/quietly spoken/a power bottom/surprisingly good at Yorkshire Puddings/the bottom (see!) in today’s episode of Celebrity Mastermind on Her Majesty’s The BBC (which all of a sudden has a massive surplus in its budget) in our eyes…

Hooray!

ps. More Mark Foster (ie. Nudity)? Course you do…

Yey! Hooray! Yey! Davida Beckham? Eat your bottom out...!


Look, Mum! Honey, have you been working out? 

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6 comments to “And on tonight’s Celebrity Mastermind, Mark Foster will be answering questions on…. Bumming.”

  1. I shall never tire of the pants pic.

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  2. Why does he keep insisting on appearing in public with clothes on?

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  3. It’s a worry and a tradge, Wills, a worry and a tradge…

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  4. I’m comforting Mark as we speak.

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  5. You couldn’t sleep with somebody that hot. I mean, you’d feel tottaly inadequate the whole time. Lights off, bite that pillow and enjoy the ride is the best way to get through a roll in the gay hay with that one methinks. he is just too totally too. Am I right?

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  6. I like the cut of his jib. Sorry, did I say ‘jib’? I meant cock.

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