Put the following brain teaser in the correct order: BBC. Ross. Quits. Jonathan.

*waves*

*asks Mum*

Jonathan Ross has quit the BBC!

*asks Mum whether it’s one of those In The Thick Of It-style ‘I quit’s*

‘It’s got bugger all to do with money,’ said Ross. Ish.

Oh.

We shall miss his ‘back to me’ interview technique; we shall miss his Sarah Jessica Parker mole; we shall miss his retarded Four Poofs and a Piano; we shall miss missing him. We shall also wish, hope and pray to the Baby G that this means we get someone else doing the Baftas from now on.

Sorry, ‘Orange’ Baftas.

But know what we’ll miss most of all?

No really, anyone know?

*Oooh, cock…!*

ps. Graham Norton’s taking over his Friday night chat show. Still going for gravitas then…

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

More dolly #content:

8 comments to “Put the following brain teaser in the correct order: BBC. Ross. Quits. Jonathan.”

  1. Hate to break it to you, but he’s still presenting the Baftas.
    Sadnesses, I know.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  2. I wonder what he’d look like with his head shaved.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  3. *shudder*

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  4. Perhaps his ‘quitting’ has something to do the with the fact that everyone thinks he’s a talentless, smug prat – and in these penny-pinching days, a talentless, smug prat being paid £12million a year just doesn’t wash.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  5. Maybe they could get his brother Paul Ross to step into his shoes. Ooh – or maybe my sister, Diana Ross.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  6. Or maybe the late Diana, Princess of Wales.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  7. what’s that in the corner of his eye? a tick?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  8. We think that Eddie Izzard should present the BAFTAS. Or Mariah Carey while drunk. Or Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Leave a comment