Jonathan Ross has quit the BBC!
*asks Mum whether it’s one of those In The Thick Of It-style ‘I quit’s*
‘It’s got bugger all to do with money,’ said Ross. Ish.
We shall miss his ‘back to me’ interview technique; we shall miss his Sarah Jessica Parker mole; we shall miss his retarded Four Poofs and a Piano; we shall miss missing him. We shall also wish, hope and pray to the Baby G that this means we get someone else doing the Baftas from now on.
Sorry, ‘Orange’ Baftas.
But know what we’ll miss most of all?
No really, anyone know?
ps. Graham Norton’s taking over his Friday night chat show. Still going for gravitas then…