You know that Tiger Woods fella who we so wouldn’t do? He’d SO do us. Apparently. Also allegedly. And quite possibly maybe.

Celebrating. He's bummed the mens... of course he's celebrating!

One of the whores who Tiger Woods schtupped (isn’t this starting off nice?) is set to write a tell-all book (we’ll save you the trouble. ‘I shagged Tiger Woods. It was quite nice but I’ve had better. But because I’m a money-grabbing cunt, I thought I’d write these few words to see how much dosh I can squeeze out of my sorry life before the good lord takes me to the fluffy zeppelin in the sky. The end.’) in which she will claim – this is where the ‘alleged’ bit comes in – that he had sex with men. And not only men, but the mens.

*claps*

This is not really one of those big stories because frankly (and Johnly. And a fair few others, by the sounds of it) why on earth wouldn’t he be bumming the mens?

We rest our case, m’lud.

Oh, yeah. The nice lady in question who’s attempting to sell the above – but in hard back form – for $1million is a Sicilian model (we’ll be the judge of that) called Loredena Jolie Ferriolo. That name’s gotta be a joke, right? Sounds like an STI dipped in soft-centred chocolate.

S’all.

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4 comments to “You know that Tiger Woods fella who we so wouldn’t do? He’d SO do us. Apparently. Also allegedly. And quite possibly maybe.”

  1. And now, the gay twist.

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  2. I wonder if he’s a tender love.

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  3. Decent enough bicep for a golfer.

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  4. He’s shouting ‘Get back here bitch on my fist’

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