Okay, not bullet points. Can’t work out how to do bullet points. Dashes.
Today’s news in dashes.
– Dannii Minogue is pregnant. With child.
– Kris Smith? Dannii’s boyren’ ‘n’ baby-father? We’d bum him all round the world and I, I, I. And back again if he’s lucky. I, I.
– Ivana Trump’s entered the Celebrity Big Brother house. Apparently she has really big ear lobes but seeing as we’re not watching it, we’ll have to take his/her/their/its word for that. It also means you have to look at this. Have to. Really have to.
– We’re listening to Syreeta on Spotify. Lovely it is, too.
– Back to Kris Smith off-of Dannii Minogue. *points at ‘continues’*