This is a story during which David Beckham will start with his shorts on, and finish with his shorts off. It also starts at the start and finishes somewhere towards the end.
If we had the time/resources/inclination, we would’ve turned this into a stop-start animation type affair, where for £4.99 per month over the course of 173 months you can send off for a new segment in the series, and way past the point when you’ve stopped caring, you will have the entire sequence. Not dissimilar to a very short film during which David Beckham takes his shorts off. Not dissimilar to a longer film currently playing in our heads during which David Beckham whacks one off.
Wanna see the ‘shorts? They hath been removed’ bit? Clickety-click, quick…!