David Beckham taking his shorts off *claps*

Now you see 'em...

This is a story during which David Beckham will start with his shorts on, and finish with his shorts off. It also starts at the start and finishes somewhere towards the end.

If we had the time/resources/inclination, we would’ve turned this into a stop-start animation type affair, where for £4.99 per month over the course of 173 months you can send off for a new segment in the series, and way past the point when you’ve stopped caring, you will have the entire sequence. Not dissimilar to a very short film during which David Beckham takes his shorts off. Not dissimilar to a longer film currently playing in our heads during which David Beckham whacks one off.

Wanna see the ‘shorts? They hath been removed’ bit? Clickety-click, quick…!

... now you still kinda see 'em! Steady as she goes...
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5 comments to “David Beckham taking his shorts off *claps*”

  1. Is that Jesus to the right of his belly? Oh dear god.

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  2. *looks at own nipples*
    Yes he does have freakishly small nipples.

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  3. mine are like chapel hat pegs. go on, have a chew.

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  4. His legs are very skinny for a footballer and haven’t we seen him ad infinitum in his pants by now?

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  5. I would fuck him.

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