So the Wicked Cunt of Northern Ireland AKA Irish Robinson has, it seems, had affairs with *one, two* three people. With pulses and everything.
Irish Robinson – the woman who said gays should seek psychiatric help to get over, their, well, gayness we assume but it could be our predilection for soft lighting – is now ‘in the care of psychiatrists’.
*follows trail of solitary tear down (right) side of face with forefinger*
Hate to break it to you, girlfren’, but we don’t think therapy cures being a monumental cunt.
Oh, and that heaven place you keep harping on about, IR (add an A and we’ve got incendiary of a whole other nature, yet spookily in the same ball park)… looks like you ain’t getting in.
*Baby Jesus gives Iris Robinson a swift kick up the cunt*
ps. That’s Iris’s church up there, that is. There are a few other fancy words we’d like to add, but gold star for effort.