Er, hello.

Can you get that body via osmosis? Can you?

So, like, when did this happen? One minute we’re flicking off to Trisha the next thing we know that funny bloke from Wedding Crashers (and The Hangover. Can we just say we j’adored The Hangover. We thought we wouldn’t, but we did. We thought it would be shit, but it wasn’t. We thought we’d hate it, but we didn’t) has gone all Hugh Jackman on our ass(es)… Now there’s a thought. And another. Oh, and another…

There is a point/points to this.

a) Tits. Bradley Cooper’s tits. You don’t get a pair o’ them replacing two meals a day with Special K! Not that Special K. Be-Jeeeeze Louise.

Second one) This is the trailer to the new A-Team moving picture. Or it will be after The Break (TM). We’re withholding judgement in much the same way we did with The Hangover because, you may not know this, but we thought The Hangover was going to be shit, but it wasn’t. The temptation is to leave this particular moving picture to straight men in Next underwear on a nostalgia trip and lesbians with lots of keys, but ladies and ladies, we may be wrong.

Trois) Liam Neeson plays the bit played by the guy who played Holly Golightly’s pimp/gay best friend in that film directed by Mary Poppins’s husband, which we’re not too keen on ’cause we’ve never been too keen on Liam Neeson. Can’t quite put our finger in it… Recent personal loss or no recent personal loss, we’re just not feeling Liam Neasdon Junction.  

And in conclusion, conclusively, Bradley Cooper gets his delicious chocolate-covered croissants out… *claps*

 

 

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9 comments to “Er, hello.”

  1. Bradley Cooper indeed!

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  2. I have found my new crush. At least until 3.25pm.

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  3. I too was pleasantly surprised by The Hangover. Much smarter than it let on…

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  4. Apparently, The A-Team didn’t commit that crime.

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  5. I once knew a lesbian with lots of keys. She did not have tits like Bradley Cooper, though.

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  6. OMG! I bet she’s mean in person though.

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  7. Will Ms. O’Dowd be making a cameo as “Cowboy George”?

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  8. I luv me a movie with big explosions. I always felt that’s what Dangerous Liasons was missing.

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  9. I have seen feet of this fillum. What I seen looked good, if hetero.

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