Peaches Geldof is not a prostitute. Official!

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She may be many things – a wanker, a parasite, a ligger, a rude bitch, a fatty, a skank, a Scientologist, a moron – but there’s one thing Peaches Geldof isn’t, and that’s a prostitute.

Oh, no! *checks notes* That’s no. Not a prostitute. No way, no how. And she has a big… sorry ‘big’ payout from the courts to prove it.

The story goes that some naughty newspaper suggested that Ms. Peaches was available for £5,000 for the night. Thereby suggesting that she would put out for £5,000. Thereby suggesting she took money for sex. In fact, she’ll take money for pretty much anything – walking into a nightclub, pretending to play some records, ‘writing’ a column – but she won’t take it for sex. Oh, no! *checks notes again* That’s definitely a no.

So, even though the newspaper in question said sorry, it was not enough for the fine, upstanding partying potato that is Peaches off-of Bob Geldof. She demanded – as she does tend to do – cash moneys. In cash. And money.

The outcome is that the newspaper had to pay her… £5,000!

In unrelated news, Irish Robinson is not a prostitute either. Nor is Doris Lessing. Nor is Princess Michael of Kent. Nor is Madame Cholet off-of the Wombles (though Madame Cholet has been known to give a hand shandy if you take her to the pictures).

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4 comments to “Peaches Geldof is not a prostitute. Official!”

  1. Someone should fork over some cash for a snuff film. Vile Piggy! And if anyone would pay to have sex with her they should be locked up in an asylum.

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  2. Unless you’re into humiliation.

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  3. If it looks like a prostitute, smells like a prostitute and *gag* tastes like a prostitute. It’s a prostitute.

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  4. I just saw several chunks of Miss Peach’s interview with Fearne Cotton on Charlie Brooker’s year end review t’ing. She was all, like, getting on my, like, tits and her accent totally, like, makes my own dodgy, like, multi-national accent sound all, like, normal, you know?! NO MORE FAMOUS STUPID PEOPLE, PLEASE!

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