Susan Boyle-in-a-bag has admitted to Italian Grazia (that’s like UK Grazia, only quite a lot different) that she’s started doing Botox. ‘Doing’…!
A bungee jump with the elastic tied to the back of your head won’t sort that out, but hooray for getting into the spirit level of things.
Stop, bring it back… Whatever happened to ageing gracefully like the Elton Johns of this world?
Talking of Elton John… he’s gay, isn’t he?