Round our breakfast table this morning.

Most mornings round our gaff.

Hello.

So it was all, ‘I want Farleys Rusks!’ ‘No, Suga Puffs!’ ‘No, bitch, it’s fucking Shredded Wheat as knitted by nanas, else I walk!’ this morning until someone calmly suggested boiled eggs with soldiers and just like that (juslitha!) it was as if someone had slipped a rohypnol in the kids’ milk again…

If only we’d known those pesky clobber-making homosexuals Dolce, Gabbana and Evie Eliott were peering through the French windows and jotting down every single little move on their Holly Hobbie journals. We’d sue, only we don’t where we’d find the time.

There’s a video of the whole sordid affair after the break, as well as a handy still showing the exact moment where David Gandy feeds grapes to one of our other house guests. Well it is one on his way to five a day. Seven if you live in Sweden, which we don’t.

Points of particular interest in the sequence of moving pictures the young ‘uns like to call ‘going to the pictures’, are 1m45s when someone (didn’t catch his name) gets all wet in his noir gruds, and 1m25s when a hit of poppers becomes a bit much. Steady as she goes…

Why thank you, these are simply delicious...
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6 comments to “Round our breakfast table this morning.”

  1. I want to wear David Gandy’s little white shorts this summer.

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  2. I want to wear David Gandy.

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  3. I love Farleys Rusks.

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  4. I want to wear Mahatma Gandhi’s little white shorts this summer.

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  5. I saw him on the tube yesterday!

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  6. Love the desperate eating of the grapes as if none of them have eaten fruit sugar in the two months leading up to the shoot… oh, wait.

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