Kris Smith off-of Dannii Minogue’s baby-father is still dressing like a ridiculous gay. Note ‘ridiculous gay’, not just ‘gay’. He dresses like a ‘ridiculous gay’.
Take those ridiculous clothes off immediately.
ps. Notice how both Dannii and Kylie have gone for men who are twice the size of them? Yes, not difficult we know, but we think it’s called redressing the balance.




He does indeed dress like a ridiculous gay and he does indeed have to take those ridiculous gay clothes off immediately.
I think he must root through the bargain bins of the worlds very worst shops for that gear. Shill shag him senseless though.
I don’t know how people wear those flip-flops (sorry, thongs. They’re in Oz) – they rip my feet apart!