‘My father gave me my name because he always admired Jesus Christ as the most philosophical mind of all time.’

Where'd everybody go? 

Jesus Luz off-of Madonna has given an interview to Interview (you can’t make this shit up!) in which he’s not allowed to talk about Madonna.

Point, much?

He does, however, talk about how he likes the beach and where his name comes from.

*wipes sweat from brow*

Oh, and ‘Luz’ means ‘light’. You’re just setting the kid up for failure. Oh.

ps. The interview ends with ‘I really need to go now because my Kabbalah teacher just came.’

Talking of pushy parents…

ps. Jesus Christ, he’s snoutin’ in bed…!

Is that you, Madonna?

pps.

Hello mum.
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7 comments to “‘My father gave me my name because he always admired Jesus Christ as the most philosophical mind of all time.’”

  1. If I change my name to Jesus, will I also bag myself a Madonna? Or just Madonna? Or just Paul Daniels?

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  2. He’ll do himself a mischief smoking in bed/letting that Kabbalah person in the house.

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  3. That’s very similar to a Madonna picture from around Erotica, the above shot of smoking in bed

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  4. They found it for you Bern. Now that’s what I call service.

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  5. My Kabbala teacher just came………

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  6. What dreadfull fotos. Who did (didn’t do) the lighting?
    Gossip: saw him coming out of Armani yesterday. Thought he was a D&G exclusive. Maybe just shopping for the Missus.

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  7. Use your Kabbala string to stop your Kabbala teacher from cumming

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