Jesus Luz off-of Madonna has given an interview to Interview (you can’t make this shit up!) in which he’s not allowed to talk about Madonna.
He does, however, talk about how he likes the beach and where his name comes from.
*wipes sweat from brow*
Oh, and ‘Luz’ means ‘light’. You’re just setting the kid up for failure. Oh.
ps. The interview ends with ‘I really need to go now because my Kabbalah teacher just came.’
Talking of pushy parents…
ps. Jesus Christ, he’s snoutin’ in bed…!