Hello and welcome.
And, like, now, thanks to Attitude magazine’s new Active section, you can learn to bum whilst getting the sort of body people want to bum. Ta-da!
It’s the gift that keeps on giving…
And Tomasz Schafernaker (shake a whatta?) off-of BBC weather is its first cover star.
Erm… *think think think*… something about high pressure? El Nino? Bumming?
Ooh, no, here’s one… ‘There ain’t no depression going down in those pants, mmmm-hmmmn…’ *pats hair, Mae West style-ee, etc*
He's no John Kettley.,