He’s no John Kettley.

 

Scorcio!

Hello and welcome. 

And, like, now, thanks to Attitude magazine’s new Active section, you can learn to bum whilst getting the sort of body people want to bum. Ta-da! 

It’s the gift that keeps on giving…

And Tomasz Schafernaker (shake a whatta?) off-of BBC weather is its first cover star. 

Erm… *think think think*… something about high pressure? El Nino? Bumming?

Ooh, no, here’s one… ‘There ain’t no depression going down in those pants, mmmm-hmmmn…’ *pats hair, Mae West style-ee, etc*

*exeunts*

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5 comments to “He’s no John Kettley.”

  1. Michael Fish pour moi thanks.

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  2. I feel high pressure and a hot front coming on…

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  3. I feel a BACKDOOR cold front coming. And the other lead on the cover – Magic Mushrooms – like in magic mushroom heads?

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  4. Have loved Shuffleknuckle ever since he described the Western Isles as ‘the middle of nowhere’. And that magazine needn’t demand I flip over. I don’t flip over for anything less than an ice bucket of Irn Bru WKD and a bag of chips on the way home.

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  5. I so very *would*! Is he a Pocket Gay? He looks very compact. Short?

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