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And we don’t mean the popular high street store frequented by *pause; pause some more* can’t think of anyone.

Oh hello.

So, rumour hath it - ie. we’re just the messenger. So don’t shoot us. Bum us, just don’t shoot us - that Madonna has dumped Jesus Luz (no longer) off-of Madonna. And she’s moved on to another male model, procured by none other than Jeanette Krankie. Oh, sorry, typo. Tom Ford.  

It’s a sad, sad situation and it’s getting more and more… Just more and more.

How do we know this? Top notch quality gossip from a top notch executive at Dolce & Gabbana who’s now thankful they never signed an exclusive with the late Jesus.

Oh goodbye.