Next!

Oh goodbye.

And we don’t mean the popular high street store frequented by *pause; pause some more* can’t think of anyone.

Oh hello.

So, rumour hath it – ie. we’re just the messenger. So don’t shoot us. Bum us, just don’t shoot us – that Madonna has dumped Jesus Luz (no longer) off-of Madonna. And she’s moved on to another male model, procured by none other than Jeanette Krankie. Oh, sorry, typo. Tom Ford.  

It’s a sad, sad situation and it’s getting more and more… Just more and more.

How do we know this? Top notch quality gossip from a top notch executive at Dolce & Gabbana who’s now thankful they never signed an exclusive with the late Jesus.

Oh goodbye.

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5 comments to “Next!”

  1. In this foto she looks like she’s just been sick in her handbag.

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  2. Please don’t become a modelizer, Madonna. Mostly because I hate the term ‘modelizer’-with-a-z…

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  3. at least he still has his DJing to fall back on…

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  4. [*larfs @ Antony’s comment!*] :-)

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  5. Oh I thought their love would go on forever. How about her recent 3 hour dinner date with Sean Penn? Shanghai Surprise II!!

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