And we don’t mean the popular high street store frequented by *pause; pause some more* can’t think of anyone.
So, rumour hath it – ie. we’re just the messenger. So don’t shoot us. Bum us, just don’t shoot us – that Madonna has dumped Jesus Luz (no longer) off-of Madonna. And she’s moved on to another male model, procured by none other than Jeanette Krankie. Oh, sorry, typo. Tom Ford.
It’s a sad, sad situation and it’s getting more and more… Just more and more.
How do we know this? Top notch quality gossip from a top notch executive at Dolce & Gabbana who’s now thankful they never signed an exclusive with the late Jesus.